Proof That Pro Skater Rodney Mullen Is An Alien!
You may or may not remember my article, which proved beyond any reasonable doubt, that pro skateboarder Kechaud Johnson was in fact, TOO GOOD at skateboarding? (Possibly Not Human?) After posting it, I was followed for weeks by men and women in black suits. Day and night I was harassed. I was even contacted via a note on my car windshield a couple days ago:
Who is the S.A.A.? Why am I being threatened? Well, if you’re out there reading this, I’M NOT AFRAID TO EXPOSE YOU. I’ve been doing a little digging and I think I may have found that the Kechaud story is not a stand alone one, but is in fact, part of a larger narrative. Today, I’d like to look at a skateboarding legend that we all know and love: Rodney Mullen.
My search for the truth lead me back to the 1960’s as well as the picture above, which was originally used for a Rolling Stone interview about Rodney. Why was Rodney Mullen such a huge fan of George Harrison? Did he just buy the shirt on a whim? Something felt weird. I had to investigate.
Take a look at this:
Notice anything strange?
Okay, let me break it down for those of you who are missing the obvious. Rodney Mullen was born August 17, 1966, the same day the Beatles played the sixth date of the Beatles’ final tour. Add the numbers up of the day and year in Rodney’s birthday; it equals 30. Now add up the day and year of George Harrison’s birthday of February 25, 1943; it equals 24.
30 - 24 = 6, as in, THE 6TH DATE OF THEIR TOUR. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Shortly after, I began to develop a theory: Are Kechaud and Rodney from the same alien species? Then the proof presented itself in the classic video part “Virtual Reality”. Look closely at 2:33.
Did you see it? Here’s a screen grab:
NO FACE.
Compare that with the photo from the article I wrote about Kechaud:
I took this revelation to an expert, as I was afraid this may just be an older video and the quality made it look this way. According to Dr. Groppenheimer however, this is not the case.
““What we see here is truly something unfathomable to the human mind. The pure phenomena of such a photo leaves me, with all of my expertise in most areas of science, completely dumbfounded.””
Combining what I’ve found, with the fact that most UFO sightings are blurry, I’ve reached a conclusion: what if the alien species that have been visiting us over the years are in fact, blurry beings with exceptional skills? Skills like these:
If you’re still unsure with my findings, look at this last piece of evidence:
“A Winter Haven, Florida, private pilot reported he fled from a giant cone-shaped UFO which kept his plane in shadow for about three minutes on the morning of September 20, 1966. “That thing had not changed in size at all, but was still with me and pacing me. It was still as big as a football field.”
Winter Haven, Florida is but a small drive to Gainesville, Florida, where Rodney was born, (about a 2 hour drive). This took place a little over a month from when Mullen was born. Could it be that this cone-shaped vessel was the ship that dropped him off on Earth? After all, a cone shaped object was also seen back in the late 80’s; almost exactly a month after Kechaud Johnson was born.
The plot thickens…
